The Dumbest People On The Internet

This is just...wow...I mean...WOW! It's like...I'd like to try and feel some level of sympathy for them, I really would, but...

From: happy@work.org (Jack)
Subject: Got Ripped Off By AntiVirus 2009
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:57:38 GMT
Message-ID: <491f456a.32541328@news.qis.net>

AV 2009 is a rogue anti-spyware program. It attaches to some of your web sites or is installed thru the use of misleading web sites that make you think that your PC is infected with a variety of malware. Once installed, AV 2009 scans your PC and lists a variety of infections that can't be removed unless you purchase the software. You're unable to access some of your favorite sites.

Going into panic mode, and being stupid, I'm out $50 bucks charged to my VisaCC to remove fake infections. Should've smelled a rat when the message said that Visa was the preferred card to use. Never heard of something like that before.

After being ripped, I googled and got some freeware to remove all traces of the rogue program. Too late for me, but some other stupid dolt may learn from my experience.

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Um...as stupid as you are you obviously haven't yet realized that your credit card number has also been stolen and your dumbass is going to be out a whole lot more than $50. Of course, for being the complete fucking retard that you are, really, you DESERVE to have all your money taken away. In fact, you really ought to just consider becoming an hero and killing yourself before you have a chance to breed and spread your incredible idiocy any further. Just be sure to leave behind all your worldly assets to some charitable organization, better they get them than some scam artist. The other sensible option would be to realize that you're obviously not capable of taking care of yourself as an adult and should therefore consider checking yourself into a nice mental hospital where you can have someone else manage your affairs for you and deal with all that real hard "thinking" that you find such a bother.