A Horrible Addiction I Have

I just...I just can't stop eating them...


For breakfast...for lunch...hell I've even eaten them for dinner on occasion! They're just so convenient, so tasty...and yet at the same time offering underlying nutritional goodness. It's liak eating a candy bar...that's actually good for you! And did I mention how AWESOME they taste? Holy fucking Keeristmas these things taste incredible. The mixture between the peanut butter and the chocolate, partially infused together over the surface...*shudder*...oh I've got the tingles. And they're also very reasonably priced, which only adds to their incredible convenience. Seriously, if you haven't yet tried these little bastards...you have no idea the level of awesomeness that you're missing out on. *nods*

Horrible, Horrible Sickness

DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT COULD HAVE PEANUT BUTTER IN IT!!!

Holy fucking Christ almighty I have *NEVER* been so unbelievably fucking sick in my life! For over twenty four hours I was throwing up and shitting at least EVERY TWO HOURS. Finally it let up about 12 hours or so ago and I was able to finally get some sleep and was able to drink some water without throwing it up. Even right now though I feel just absolutely fucking awful in about 13 different directions. For that first twenty four hours though it was just beyond a living hell, I probably took a whole box of anti-diarrhea medicine and it did absolutely *NOTHING* to help. Right now I'm just incredibly thankful I can sleep without having to throw up and shit constantly. This is not something I would ever wish upon anyone, no matter how horrible of a person they might be. I'm trying to let as many people know as I can to *NOT* eat any products that may have peanut butter in them, ESPECIALLY cookies (which I believe is what got me sick). Don't take this salmonella outbreak lightly, trust me, you DO NOT want to go through the torturous hell that I had to endure. -_-