Friday, December 26, 2008

My Grandfather

I've been converting a bunch of really old video footage to digital format, some that was unfortunately converted to VHS in the 80s...rather poorly. Here's a fun clip of my grandfather:

Monday, December 8, 2008

Do You Need A Tampon?

These are great for message boards when you've got some little asshat who just won't stop acting liak a little bitch.






Make your own!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Portal of Evil - Inbred & Dying

From nyah:
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000730705
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000729196
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000728665

At this point the remaining regs are trying to convince everyone that they just ~magically~ went over to PoE News and that's the reason they have so little traffic. But the truth is much moar obvious and it's as plain as the lack of a register/log in button on the site. Interestingly enough, the only way to even find the register/log in button is if you try to reply to someone's post...but there's a funny thing that happens when you try to register...no one's home. Ever since I started abusing the holy shit out PoE and using them as my personal bitch for site stats and traffic, the owner, Chet, has been continually trying to find ways of keeping me out. At first he simply tried to switch over to email authentication on new accounts and actually screened new users, but apparently this became too much like work and at this point he simply ignores any potential sign ups.

What does this mean? It means the froup is now inbred. Without any new blood to post the existing regs are forced to fuck each other in a very sordid, disgusting, display of self slurpage and self mutilation. The longer this goes on the moar the existing regs lose interest and start leaving the froup for some place more lively...and it's not PoE News.

The froup is dying...a very slow death and I believe I can take full credit for it, as they didn't alter their registration/log in process until *AFTER* I started forcing all their attention onto me. It doesn't really matter though, even if their registration wasn't blocked out I would simply be over there directing all their attention onto me as I did before. Basically their choices are to either obsess over me...or die out. The nature of my posting style and invective word art is nearly impossible to ignore (unless you can pass the Hatter test). And I certainly wouldn't be one to simply let their froup be if their registration was open.

I'm a firm believer that groups like PoE should not exist and that they do an immeasurable level of harm and destruction to people who, really, for the most part, don't deserve it, or at least not to the level that the sheeple minded, senseless mob mentality brings. Some of you with lesser intelligence will be quick to try and scream hypocrite at my words, but nay, it is in fact the PoE-tards who are the hypocrites, not me. You see while I often verbally assault people it is never done with the intention to try and hurt them and is largely all about the art of verbal conflagration, word art and the most *IMPORTANT* thing is that I would never, ever, do to someone what I wouldn't be freely willing to have done to me in return...and that's the point. The PoE kids basically can dish it...but they can't take it. They believe that they should be able to talk shit about other people, attack them, hurt them, but that they should be ~*magically*~ exempt from anything of the sort in return...such is the reason they're hypocrites...and such is the reason I target them and their groups.

If I can get a volatile froup to attack me and direct all their attention onto me, then I can keep them from attacking anyone else. And on that same line, while their attacks against me are completely ineffectual my personal brand of invective word artistry cuts deeply into their every movement which I believe ultimately helps to teach them that what they're doing is wrong and that the only thing they can reap from such behavior is pain and misery, namely their own.

To put it simply, when I first went to PoE I held up a mirror to them and forced them to look at themselves and what they were doing...and they didn't like what they saw. The moar they interacted with me the moar it hurt them, so they sought to keep me out, by any means necessary, even if it meant becoming an inbred group and cutting off new registration. They simply couldn't stand to interact with me any longer, because my posts act like a mirror, reflecting and often even magnifying the nature of the person attacking. Every moment they spent trying to attack me it was like attacking themselves and even after Chet forced them to quit cold turkey, by cutting off new registration, none of the regs could get over the horrible scars I inflicted into them, using their own tactics. That is why so many of the regs left and that is why the froup continues to rot, slowly suffocating on its own vile stench of hypocrisy. Such is legacy I left them, such is the nature of the Mad Hatter.

My character was specifically designed to act as a great equalizer against those who breed hatred and malice online. It forces them to target the character, forces all their attention onto it, and then relentlessly attacks them with vicious disruption and crushing reflectiveness all the while being completely transparent to their attempted attacks, often through the use of waving red flags of distracting, overly kooky character flaws that don't even really exist. Too good to pass up; they attempt to attack that which isn't even real and in doing so reveal their own weaknesses and flaws. You cannot ever "win" against my character.