From the anime "Noir".
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Anime Music Video - Mitternacht
From the anime "Full Metal Alchemist", with the song "Alchimie um Mitternacht".
Monday, November 17, 2008
NO ROOM! NO ROOM!
The Mad Tea Party, from the 1985 television version of Alice In Wonderland (the best live version imho):
Sunday, November 16, 2008
DevianTart Idiocy
Check this out.
And all the ensuing horde of idiot tweenage slurpers completely oblivious to the fact that the "art" was produced with no more than five minutes of effort by randomly clicking shit in Bryce. Nah, they're just completely MESMERIZED by all the ~pretty~ shiny colors. *gag*
Here is my reply (which he'll probably baleet after having himself a good cry from the butthurt):
What complete crap! This board must be completely infested with newfags or something if they can't even tell when someone is randomly molesting default filter effects in Bryce. "How long did it take you..." durr, er, probably not longer than five minutes since neither the shell, the background, the fractal, nor the ocean is even your own render model or texture, Jackass. Seriously it's like you ripped off the Mona Lisa and painted a big yellow border around it and then went around trying to call it your own. And of course all of the philistine tweenage muppet fucks from generation Barney are just absolutely enthralled over the "pretty, shiny colors", completely oblivious to the fact that it took neither skill nor effort to create the piece and any idiot who downloads a pirated copy of Bryce can do better with five more minutes of effort than you put into it. Face it d00d, yer a freakin poser class flunkie at best and the fact that you're not even taking the bother to correct these n00bs on their meandering stupidity about how *LONG* it must have taken you really does just show off how much of a jackass you really are to the world of digital art. To put it bluntly...you're a joke to everyone that matters. *nods*
And all the ensuing horde of idiot tweenage slurpers completely oblivious to the fact that the "art" was produced with no more than five minutes of effort by randomly clicking shit in Bryce. Nah, they're just completely MESMERIZED by all the ~pretty~ shiny colors. *gag*
Here is my reply (which he'll probably baleet after having himself a good cry from the butthurt):
What complete crap! This board must be completely infested with newfags or something if they can't even tell when someone is randomly molesting default filter effects in Bryce. "How long did it take you..." durr, er, probably not longer than five minutes since neither the shell, the background, the fractal, nor the ocean is even your own render model or texture, Jackass. Seriously it's like you ripped off the Mona Lisa and painted a big yellow border around it and then went around trying to call it your own. And of course all of the philistine tweenage muppet fucks from generation Barney are just absolutely enthralled over the "pretty, shiny colors", completely oblivious to the fact that it took neither skill nor effort to create the piece and any idiot who downloads a pirated copy of Bryce can do better with five more minutes of effort than you put into it. Face it d00d, yer a freakin poser class flunkie at best and the fact that you're not even taking the bother to correct these n00bs on their meandering stupidity about how *LONG* it must have taken you really does just show off how much of a jackass you really are to the world of digital art. To put it bluntly...you're a joke to everyone that matters. *nods*
Disturbing Cake
Exactly as the title reads, this post is all about the disturbing images of cake I have found online. In no particular order, I present, teh cake!
The Dumbest People On The Internet
This is just...wow...I mean...WOW! It's like...I'd like to try and feel some level of sympathy for them, I really would, but...
From: happy@work.org (Jack)
Subject: Got Ripped Off By AntiVirus 2009
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:57:38 GMT
Message-ID: <491f456a.32541328@news.qis.net>
AV 2009 is a rogue anti-spyware program. It attaches to some of your web sites or is installed thru the use of misleading web sites that make you think that your PC is infected with a variety of malware. Once installed, AV 2009 scans your PC and lists a variety of infections that can't be removed unless you purchase the software. You're unable to access some of your favorite sites.
Going into panic mode, and being stupid, I'm out $50 bucks charged to my VisaCC to remove fake infections. Should've smelled a rat when the message said that Visa was the preferred card to use. Never heard of something like that before.
After being ripped, I googled and got some freeware to remove all traces of the rogue program. Too late for me, but some other stupid dolt may learn from my experience.
-----
Um...as stupid as you are you obviously haven't yet realized that your credit card number has also been stolen and your dumbass is going to be out a whole lot more than $50. Of course, for being the complete fucking retard that you are, really, you DESERVE to have all your money taken away. In fact, you really ought to just consider becoming an hero and killing yourself before you have a chance to breed and spread your incredible idiocy any further. Just be sure to leave behind all your worldly assets to some charitable organization, better they get them than some scam artist. The other sensible option would be to realize that you're obviously not capable of taking care of yourself as an adult and should therefore consider checking yourself into a nice mental hospital where you can have someone else manage your affairs for you and deal with all that real hard "thinking" that you find such a bother.
From: happy@work.org (Jack)
Subject: Got Ripped Off By AntiVirus 2009
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:57:38 GMT
Message-ID: <491f456a.32541328@news.qis.net>
AV 2009 is a rogue anti-spyware program. It attaches to some of your web sites or is installed thru the use of misleading web sites that make you think that your PC is infected with a variety of malware. Once installed, AV 2009 scans your PC and lists a variety of infections that can't be removed unless you purchase the software. You're unable to access some of your favorite sites.
Going into panic mode, and being stupid, I'm out $50 bucks charged to my VisaCC to remove fake infections. Should've smelled a rat when the message said that Visa was the preferred card to use. Never heard of something like that before.
After being ripped, I googled and got some freeware to remove all traces of the rogue program. Too late for me, but some other stupid dolt may learn from my experience.
-----
Um...as stupid as you are you obviously haven't yet realized that your credit card number has also been stolen and your dumbass is going to be out a whole lot more than $50. Of course, for being the complete fucking retard that you are, really, you DESERVE to have all your money taken away. In fact, you really ought to just consider becoming an hero and killing yourself before you have a chance to breed and spread your incredible idiocy any further. Just be sure to leave behind all your worldly assets to some charitable organization, better they get them than some scam artist. The other sensible option would be to realize that you're obviously not capable of taking care of yourself as an adult and should therefore consider checking yourself into a nice mental hospital where you can have someone else manage your affairs for you and deal with all that real hard "thinking" that you find such a bother.
What Would Have Been The Proper Response To 9/11?
This is a partial repost of a thread on Usenet, the unquoted text portion at the bottom is mine.
From: happy@work.org (Restless)
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:08:35 GMT
Message-ID: <491b1b95.20647328@news.qis.net>
Recall Bush telling us that this war on terror would be a loonnnngggg drawn-out affair. Most in Congress accepted that premise. Americans seemingly accepted it too. And now the country has done a complete 180. There are criticisms and condemnations galore.
What should have been done?
-----
From: "Bob Eld"
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:25 -0800
Message-ID:
Special forces ops. Targeted surgical strikes, gum shoe detective work, espionage, infiltration, warrants and arrests and a concerted effort focusing on Bin Laden, Al Zawahiri and other principles of 9/11. General warfare using the main military is nonproductive and did not and could not get at the intended targets. It's sort of like using a sledge hammer to swat flies, you smash up a lot of things but the flies just scatter and fly off to bite another day. Of course, Iraq should have never been a target in the first place as they had nothing to do with 9/11 or anything related. All actions should have been focused on the "real" enemy not some vendetta Bush had against Saddam.
-----
From: "Roy Blankenship"
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:50:30 -0800
Message-ID:
I feel like the methodology used was similar to burning the interior of your car when the goal was to adjust the carburetor. Did we have to destroy Iraq's infrastructure to get rid of Saddam? I don't think so. Did that happen so that companies could get unbid contracts and mountains of US taxpayer money? Does anyone else think the $12,000,000,000 we are sending to Iraq every month is a little ridiculous for the result we are getting? Is it a coincidence that the during the reign of the Bush Administration literally trillions of dollars has been sucked out of our country?
"Sumthin' ain't raht".
-----
Before you place any blame on those who carried out the actions, look to yourself and your fellow countryman who not only voted Bush into office but actually, initially, SUPPORTED the "war" in Iraq. It wasn't until things started going badly that all the lesser educated morons started crying and screaming and pointing fingers at everyone except themselves. Further, at the time, most of the lesser educated morons *NEEDED* the war in Iraq, they had to have a sense of "justice" and "righteous vengeance" against terrorists after 9-11. Whether the war was justifiable is completely inconsequential, we went to "war" so the general masses of butthurt Americans who got four jet liners flown up their collective asses could feel better about how fucking stupid they all were for so easily allowing a bunch of rag heads with box cutters to nearly cripple our economic and political infrastructures.
From: happy@work.org (Restless)
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:08:35 GMT
Message-ID: <491b1b95.20647328@news.qis.net>
Recall Bush telling us that this war on terror would be a loonnnngggg drawn-out affair. Most in Congress accepted that premise. Americans seemingly accepted it too. And now the country has done a complete 180. There are criticisms and condemnations galore.
What should have been done?
-----
From: "Bob Eld"
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:25 -0800
Message-ID:
Special forces ops. Targeted surgical strikes, gum shoe detective work, espionage, infiltration, warrants and arrests and a concerted effort focusing on Bin Laden, Al Zawahiri and other principles of 9/11. General warfare using the main military is nonproductive and did not and could not get at the intended targets. It's sort of like using a sledge hammer to swat flies, you smash up a lot of things but the flies just scatter and fly off to bite another day. Of course, Iraq should have never been a target in the first place as they had nothing to do with 9/11 or anything related. All actions should have been focused on the "real" enemy not some vendetta Bush had against Saddam.
-----
From: "Roy Blankenship"
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:50:30 -0800
Message-ID:
I feel like the methodology used was similar to burning the interior of your car when the goal was to adjust the carburetor. Did we have to destroy Iraq's infrastructure to get rid of Saddam? I don't think so. Did that happen so that companies could get unbid contracts and mountains of US taxpayer money? Does anyone else think the $12,000,000,000 we are sending to Iraq every month is a little ridiculous for the result we are getting? Is it a coincidence that the during the reign of the Bush Administration literally trillions of dollars has been sucked out of our country?
"Sumthin' ain't raht".
-----
Before you place any blame on those who carried out the actions, look to yourself and your fellow countryman who not only voted Bush into office but actually, initially, SUPPORTED the "war" in Iraq. It wasn't until things started going badly that all the lesser educated morons started crying and screaming and pointing fingers at everyone except themselves. Further, at the time, most of the lesser educated morons *NEEDED* the war in Iraq, they had to have a sense of "justice" and "righteous vengeance" against terrorists after 9-11. Whether the war was justifiable is completely inconsequential, we went to "war" so the general masses of butthurt Americans who got four jet liners flown up their collective asses could feel better about how fucking stupid they all were for so easily allowing a bunch of rag heads with box cutters to nearly cripple our economic and political infrastructures.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Other Quotes
These are quotes from other people that I like:
"Did momma take the titties away too soon?"
-Lamont Cranston
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
-Unknown
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "
-Unknown
"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."
-Unknown
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
-Unknown
"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."
-Unknown
"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "
-Unknown
"My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a post. Any questions? "
-Unknown
"You can't be late until you show up."
-Unknown
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
-Unknown
"Malice drinks one half of its own poison."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Many things have fallen only to rise higher."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Procrastination is like masturbation... its fun at first, but then you just realize you are fucking yourself."
-Unknown
"I bet she does it like a weasel."
-Sigekuni "FLCL"
"I don't just want to feel kinky, I want to feel *abnormally* kinky"
-Yami
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can truly feel its warmth."
-Unknown
"Women are funny; if they start thinking about something that bothers them, they can't have an orgasm. With a guy, you gotta break a pencil off of his penis. Women look at orgasms as something they give away. It's like, 'I'm giving you my orgasm, I'm having an orgasm for you.' Guys just want to get rid of their orgasm; they're not looking to keep it at all."
-Adam Carolla "Loveline"
"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
-Lewis Carroll
Anya: "I love a ritual sacrifice."
Buffy: "Not really a one of those."
Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie."
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
"Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind other than the one where they sprang up."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
"To create something you must be something."
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein
"People that drive a gas guzzling SUV and they put a flag on it, you know that's like a whore wearing a rosary."
-Paul Gilmartin
"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most."
-George Bernard Shaw
"Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."
-Unknown
"If you're going through hell...keep going."
-Winston Churchill
"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx
"An adventure is an inconvenience properly considered"
-Neil Gaiman
"I dare you to make less sense."
-Unknown
"The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed."
-William Gibson
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. "
-Sir Winston Churchill
"Adaptation is compromise."
-Illyria, Angel "Time Bomb"
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."
-H. L. Mencken
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Shoot your murders like love scenes, and your love scenes like murders."
-Alfred Hitchcock
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
-H.L. Mencken
"The future is a slut. She promises herself to everyone."
-Unknown
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
-Unknown
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
- Albert Einstein
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly."
-Unknown
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-Unknown
"Quite the opposite, my dear Kadigeaira (I'm not looking up how you spell that dreck). I was using a modicum of humor to underscore a very real problem on Usenet. You're merely the punctuation mark. "
-Unknown
"It is no measure of mental health to be adjusted to a messed up society"
-Unknown
"Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?"
-Unknown
"People who think that real issues are about liberals vs conservatives, or visa versa, full of anecdotes about how stupid the other side is are generally morons who cling to polarity in a state of mental insecurity."
-John P Sheehy
"I can speak to people anywhere in the world, I can get any information I want, I can go to New Zealand in 0.384 seconds, so why the fuck would I want to go outside?"
-Unknown
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster; and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
-A. J. Liebling
"You never truly understand a thing until you can explain it to your grandmother.
-Albert Einstein
"I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed."
-The Scarecrow of Oz "The Marvelous Land of Oz" by Frank L. Baum
"If you want to understand the conflict over gay marriage, there is a simple method. Whenever you hear or read anything whatsoever about the topic, mentally replace the words 'homosexual', 'gay', and 'lesbian' with the words 'mixed-race' or 'mixed-religion'. That's all there is to it. The same arguments were used before, the same fears of the end of civilization were spouted, the same claims of good versus evil were demanded, and the same concerns about insult to morality were loudly proclaimed. It is the same ignorance, and the same blind, bigoted hatred."
-Jennifer Diane Reitz
"My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!"
-Edna St. Vincent
"Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years."
-John Burroughs
"Occasionally some people open themselves up for a good thrashing. It's just good manners to give them what they ask for."
-Unknown
[Counting victims as he snipes at them.]
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag."
-The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "
-Unknown
"And I'm not just talkin' fat, I'm talkin' ORCA fat. "
-Unknown
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
-Trainspotting
"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em."
-Unknown
"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck."
-Bruce Willis
"I am Zathras. Zathras got here by being Zathras. Zathras wants nothing, so Zathras gets nothing. That is life."
-Babylon 5
"Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."
-Unknown
"Theft from a single author is plagiarism.
Theft from two is comparative study.
Theft from three or more is research."
-Unknown
"In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present."
-Unknown
"No matter what the result is, there will always be someone eager to misinterpret it, fake it, or believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
-Unknown
"If something cannot go wrong at all, it will go wrong in a very spectacular way. "
-Unknown
"He who is victorious over others is strong, but he who is victorious over himself is all-powerful."
-Unknown
"Winning a war is just as possible as winning an earthquake."
-Unknown
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
-Unknown
Things which you see as stupid can almost ALWAYS be explained by your own ignorance.
-Me (okay, so the last one was mine, LOL)
"Did momma take the titties away too soon?"
-Lamont Cranston
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
-Unknown
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "
-Unknown
"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."
-Unknown
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
-Unknown
"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."
-Unknown
"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "
-Unknown
"My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a post. Any questions? "
-Unknown
"You can't be late until you show up."
-Unknown
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
-Unknown
"Malice drinks one half of its own poison."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Many things have fallen only to rise higher."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"Procrastination is like masturbation... its fun at first, but then you just realize you are fucking yourself."
-Unknown
"I bet she does it like a weasel."
-Sigekuni "FLCL"
"I don't just want to feel kinky, I want to feel *abnormally* kinky"
-Yami
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can truly feel its warmth."
-Unknown
"Women are funny; if they start thinking about something that bothers them, they can't have an orgasm. With a guy, you gotta break a pencil off of his penis. Women look at orgasms as something they give away. It's like, 'I'm giving you my orgasm, I'm having an orgasm for you.' Guys just want to get rid of their orgasm; they're not looking to keep it at all."
-Adam Carolla "Loveline"
"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
-Lewis Carroll
Anya: "I love a ritual sacrifice."
Buffy: "Not really a one of those."
Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie."
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
"Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind other than the one where they sprang up."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
"To create something you must be something."
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein
"People that drive a gas guzzling SUV and they put a flag on it, you know that's like a whore wearing a rosary."
-Paul Gilmartin
"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most."
-George Bernard Shaw
"Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."
-Unknown
"If you're going through hell...keep going."
-Winston Churchill
"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx
"An adventure is an inconvenience properly considered"
-Neil Gaiman
"I dare you to make less sense."
-Unknown
"The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed."
-William Gibson
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. "
-Sir Winston Churchill
"Adaptation is compromise."
-Illyria, Angel "Time Bomb"
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."
-H. L. Mencken
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Shoot your murders like love scenes, and your love scenes like murders."
-Alfred Hitchcock
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
-H.L. Mencken
"The future is a slut. She promises herself to everyone."
-Unknown
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
-Unknown
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
- Albert Einstein
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly."
-Unknown
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-Unknown
"Quite the opposite, my dear Kadigeaira (I'm not looking up how you spell that dreck). I was using a modicum of humor to underscore a very real problem on Usenet. You're merely the punctuation mark. "
-Unknown
"It is no measure of mental health to be adjusted to a messed up society"
-Unknown
"Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?"
-Unknown
"People who think that real issues are about liberals vs conservatives, or visa versa, full of anecdotes about how stupid the other side is are generally morons who cling to polarity in a state of mental insecurity."
-John P Sheehy
"I can speak to people anywhere in the world, I can get any information I want, I can go to New Zealand in 0.384 seconds, so why the fuck would I want to go outside?"
-Unknown
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster; and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
-A. J. Liebling
"You never truly understand a thing until you can explain it to your grandmother.
-Albert Einstein
"I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed."
-The Scarecrow of Oz "The Marvelous Land of Oz" by Frank L. Baum
"If you want to understand the conflict over gay marriage, there is a simple method. Whenever you hear or read anything whatsoever about the topic, mentally replace the words 'homosexual', 'gay', and 'lesbian' with the words 'mixed-race' or 'mixed-religion'. That's all there is to it. The same arguments were used before, the same fears of the end of civilization were spouted, the same claims of good versus evil were demanded, and the same concerns about insult to morality were loudly proclaimed. It is the same ignorance, and the same blind, bigoted hatred."
-Jennifer Diane Reitz
"My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!"
-Edna St. Vincent
"Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years."
-John Burroughs
"Occasionally some people open themselves up for a good thrashing. It's just good manners to give them what they ask for."
-Unknown
[Counting victims as he snipes at them.]
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag."
-The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "
-Unknown
"And I'm not just talkin' fat, I'm talkin' ORCA fat. "
-Unknown
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
-Trainspotting
"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em."
-Unknown
"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck."
-Bruce Willis
"I am Zathras. Zathras got here by being Zathras. Zathras wants nothing, so Zathras gets nothing. That is life."
-Babylon 5
"Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."
-Unknown
"Theft from a single author is plagiarism.
Theft from two is comparative study.
Theft from three or more is research."
-Unknown
"In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present."
-Unknown
"No matter what the result is, there will always be someone eager to misinterpret it, fake it, or believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
-Unknown
"If something cannot go wrong at all, it will go wrong in a very spectacular way. "
-Unknown
"He who is victorious over others is strong, but he who is victorious over himself is all-powerful."
-Unknown
"Winning a war is just as possible as winning an earthquake."
-Unknown
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
-Unknown
Things which you see as stupid can almost ALWAYS be explained by your own ignorance.
-Me (okay, so the last one was mine, LOL)
Quote Time!
First, my personal quotes:
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users."
A Textish Blog
It is I, the most horribly nasty, invective, bastard of all the Internet! I'm going to use this blog as mainly a repository for material that was censored on other sites. I'll repost the material along with links to the sites that are run by Nazi inspired post burners for all to see. The main link to this blog is: http://www.uncensored-inter.net/
I'll likely repost various Usenet related material as well if I think it's really good, really flame worthy. And of course I'll also post updates on project stuff I'm working on as well as any neat videos or images that I make or find whilst religiously raping the Interwebs for data.
Nothing on this blog will be censored so long as it's not spam and unlike most Webbie n00b.jobs I don't define spam as some great big gray area that can be convienently applied to any butt hurt. To me spam is spam, either you're advertising something that has nothing to do with anyone on this blog or you're repeat posting just to be a frothy, angsty little snit whose neglectful parents shouldn't be using the Internet as your babysitter.
I'm also thinking about setting up a service to do photo manipulations for "fauxpics" as I like to call them, although I might get a separate blog/url for that. Basically for a small fee of say $20 you can send me a picture of someone and then I'll do something fun with it like nyah:
I'll likely repost various Usenet related material as well if I think it's really good, really flame worthy. And of course I'll also post updates on project stuff I'm working on as well as any neat videos or images that I make or find whilst religiously raping the Interwebs for data.
Nothing on this blog will be censored so long as it's not spam and unlike most Webbie n00b.jobs I don't define spam as some great big gray area that can be convienently applied to any butt hurt. To me spam is spam, either you're advertising something that has nothing to do with anyone on this blog or you're repeat posting just to be a frothy, angsty little snit whose neglectful parents shouldn't be using the Internet as your babysitter.
I'm also thinking about setting up a service to do photo manipulations for "fauxpics" as I like to call them, although I might get a separate blog/url for that. Basically for a small fee of say $20 you can send me a picture of someone and then I'll do something fun with it like nyah:
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