For breakfast...for lunch...hell I've even eaten them for dinner on occasion! They're just so convenient, so tasty...and yet at the same time offering underlying nutritional goodness. It's liak eating a candy bar...that's actually good for you! And did I mention how AWESOME they taste? Holy fucking Keeristmas these things taste incredible. The mixture between the peanut butter and the chocolate, partially infused together over the surface...*shudder*...oh I've got the tingles. And they're also very reasonably priced, which only adds to their incredible convenience. Seriously, if you haven't yet tried these little bastards...you have no idea the level of awesomeness that you're missing out on. *nods*
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Sometimes, dude, I think you almost want someone to say something unkind to you so you can flip out on them.
Shit, start writing fiction if you need an outlet. Something.
You think so, huh kiddo? It's not exactly some big secret that I'm a practitioner of verbal conflagration or invective word art as I sometimes call it. As such I have no problems at all with using some drooling chromosomal deficient as a convenient canvas for my...art. If you believe that there are any true feelings or emotions behind it though you are quite sorely mistaken...at least on my end.
Such is the way Hatter Addicts are bred. See words don't bother me, not even in the least bit...but my words can cut others, those who are of weak character. What happens is that they get locked into a vicious cycle where they continually try to "get back" at me, all the while their attacks having no effect at all whilst mine continue to cut deeper and deeper into them. And as such they have no outlet for their frustration and hatred so it just continually builds and builds until it starts to eat away at everything they are as a person. They become completely consumed with the ever failing quest of trying to "get back" at me, often retarding back into self-reinforced delusional fantasies to try and cope. I'm not such a horribly mean person though, I've gone to some lengths to make those delusional fantasies easier for them to come by.
It is very important though that I distance myself from those who support me and my endeavors and that they know not to interfere or engage with Hatter Addicts, because they *WILL* attack my supporters as a means of trying to "get back" at me. The very worst case scenario erupting into intrafroup war, as was the case when the stAUKers started targeting AHM to try and get me to stop tormenting them...the end result ripped apart all the treaties between teh volatile froups established after the Meow Wars and a 50,000+ post flame war then ravaged across more than a dozen Usenet froups. Since that time though I've made sure not to directly align myself with any particular group, as every time I've done so in the past its led to nothing but mass level chaos and destruction on the social scale.
As far as writing, I do actually, quite often. I also have several books in the works, both fiction and technical in nature. One of which is even online, partially complete:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/Care_Bear_Story.pdf
Originally it started out (as well as the whole CB site) as a gift to my God daughter, but then everyone liaked it so much that I decided to just keep going with it. It presents a fun challenge in trying to write a story around something as cutesy and lame as Care Bears and turning it into something neat and interesting. I found that the genre had quite a lot of untapped potential and I've had a lot of fun playing around with the "powers" I've invented for them (based upon their names/tummy symbols). Basically giving the genre a sort of X-men liak quality. Granted it is a bit dark and I wouldn't recommend it for anyone under the age of say 13, at this point it's primarily being written for children of the 80s who grew up with the series, essentially an almost adult version of the genre.
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